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    Wednesday
    May232012

    "Thank You" Does Aural

    A Figarist just asked if there’s an audio version of Thank You for Arguing or Word Hero.  It just so happens that an audio CD is being released on June 4. It’s available for pre-order on Amazon.  

    The actor David Drummond does it with a voice so melodious that he makes Figaro sound sexy and funny at the same time. As if I suddenly morphed into George Clooney. I tell you, this Drummond guy is that good.

    Thursday
    May172012

    Short Boors and Hookers

    Chicago Tribune reporter Heidi Stevens asks whether there are any good acronyms out there. We answered with A-1 concision.

    Let us know your favorite—and least favorite—acronyms or abbrieves.

    Monday
    Apr302012

    Forward!

    The Obama campaign unveiled its new one-word slogan with this slick video. Last campaign it was “Change.” Now it’s “Forward.” Pundits noted that “Lean Forward” is the slogan for MSNBC. And Figaro remembers reading the Communist “Daily Forward” back in the early seventies. 

    Still, we like “Forward.” It’s an example, more or less (though mostly less) of deliberative argument, which focuses on the future.  

    We also love William F. Buckley’s definition of a conservative as someone who stands athwart history yelling “Stop.” While Obama supporters yell “Forward,” opponents will be looking at this administration’s policies yelling “Reverse!” 

    But the election will be determined by those whose who haven’t yet shifted from neutral.

    Saturday
    Apr282012

    Where Should You Study Rhetoric?

    We often get asked to name the best places to study rhetoric. Here’s an exchange from Ask Figaro. Rhetoric profs, feel free to weigh in. And we should add York College of Pennsylvania as a great rhetoric school.  It hosted Figaro a few years ago. We also loved a recent visit to historic Hamden-Sydney College, which requires rhetoric of every student.

    Dear Figaro,
    Great site! I love the posts. I’d like to get better at rhetoric/debate/writing. I’ve started both books Thank you for Arguing and Word Hero. Do you have any suggestions on college courses or further higher level education? Thanks!
    Josh

    Dear Josh,
    Thanks for the kind words. Your best bet for rhetoric at college is at state universities such as Iowa State and Berkeley. Rhetoric education continues to grow at the public colleges, while it lags sadly behind in the elite private colleges. Go online and see what courses the schools offer. You may see courses and programs labeled “rhetoric” that actually have little to do with classical rhetoric. If the program doesn’t offer courses with Aristotle, Cicero and Quintilian, don’t apply. They’re not the sum total of a rhetoric education, but you can’t have an education in rhetoric without these foundational thinkers. 

    Oh, and avoid the Ivy League, which banished rhetoric many years ago and has yet to rediscover it. Does it seem strange that the most elite liberal arts schools fail to teach one of the original liberal arts? Does it seem weird that rhetoric, the art of leadership, remains missing even while Americans are questioning the expense and relevance of a liberal arts degree? It sure does to me.

    Wednesday
    Apr112012

    When to Infinitively Split

    We’re taught in grammar school never to split an infinitive. (Or at least we used to be taught that in grammar school. Do they still teach grammar in grammar school?)

    But rhetoric likes to break the rules, so long as it can break them rhetorically. And breaking the rule against infinitive-splitting can make for great rhetoric. Witness this fun sentence from Wonkbook whiz kid Ezra Klein.

    Rick Santorum [is] about to very publicly come to the conclusion that Mitt Romney is not as bad as he previously thought.

    Santorum faces a classic awkward political moment. Having trashed Romney for months, and having faced a barrage of well-funded Super-Pac negative advertising, the erstwhile presidential candidate must soon endorse his opponent. So how does Ezra Klein make that awkward moment seem awkward? By using awkward grammar! 

    A grammarian will want to edit Klein’s sentence, eliminating the “very publicly” in front of the verb. “To” and “come” count as one unified verb (an “infinitive”), and it’s just plain cruel to separate them. Or awkward, at least. Which is exactly why Klein does it.

    Want your sentence to sound tortured? Try torturing an infinitive!

    Saturday
    Mar312012

    Style Makes the Geraldo

    “The style is the man himself,” said George-Louis Leclerc, Compte de Buffon. (Le style c’est l’homme meme.) Though he meant writing—the word itself comes from stylus, an ancient writing instrument—the expression has come to mean style of all kinds. 

    “Just because someone wears a hoodie does not make them a hoodlum,” said Congressman Bobby Rush, shortly before he got thrown off the House floor for wearing a hoodie. But, Geraldo Rivera says, a hoodie can make people think you’re a hoodlum, and in rhetoric, what people think determines the persuasive world. When in Rome, wear a toga. (Figaro does this every time he’s in Rome, and for some reason people keep mistaking it for a hoodie.)

    Why are we talking style in a rhetoric blog? Because style is an essential quality of decorum, the art of fitting in with an audience. On the House floor, a hoodie seems indecorous. On the street, it certainly shouldn’t get somebody killed.

    And when you’re pretending to be a journalist? Nice suit, Geraldo!